Kansas City Research Mission
This page is for the planning and documentation of an away mission to Kansas City, Missouri with the overall goal of learning about the local humanoid culture through passive sampling such as simple observation, non-intrusive active sampling, and constrained interviews of the local population.
Overview
- Time coordinates: 2007-06-14 - 2007-06-17
- Space coordinates: Kansas City, Missouri, USA, Earth
- All plans, experiments, coordinates and suggestions have been processed and logged accordingly.
Objectives
Sample data, opinions, environment of Kansas City, Missouri towards a better understanding of:
- A geographically representative sample of Middle-America
- An area nearby the origins of the evolution/ID cultural debate/conflict which spawned the FlyingSpaghettiMonster
- ...
Prime Directive
Though any interaction with a local culture undoubtedly can has some effects on it, following the prime directive, we must minimize any significant alterations in local culture. Thus a few precautions:
- outfits to blend with the local population when conducting passive and non-intrusive sampling
- outfits that fit local expectations when conducting interviews (e.g. white lab coat to fit local expectations of a "scientist" that asks "questions")
- other situation/event specific outfits
- camouflage of advanced technologies
Log
- 06-14
- transport arrival
- local laboratory setup
- suburban sushi and supply pick-up (whole foods)
- movie "Secretary"
- 06-15
- lunch @ Cheesehead (lunch - grilled cheese)
- photographed new stadium in progress, TWA rocket
- movie "Amelie" (incomplete)
- 06-16
- 06-17
- 10:30am - Sunday brunch with the locals @ Bluebird Cafe (brunch - organic)
- webcam purchase
- KansasCityResearchSurvey
- Tea Drops (tea shop w/ wifi + cupcakes)
- local laboratory teardown
- transport departure
Local Laboratory Setup
Completed
- Equipment
- Purchases
- webcam
- ingredients (whole foods)
- monopoly, scrabble
- Additional Supplies
Hypotheses to test
- people who don't live in tier 1 markets are behind (although you can go pretty much on gut here...)
- there are small enclaves of tech savvy / forward leaning citizens
Data to gather
- Ticklish-ness
- Visual documentation
Experiments
Postponed
Local Laboratory Setup
Cultural Samples
- Drinks and hot jazz singer girl @ Jardine's (11:30pm - 2am)
- Nelson Atkins/Kemper Museum
- Tivoli Theatre
- The "looker lounge" known as bowling alleys
- 80s night at Jilly's
- mini-roadtrip to Oz
- some barbeque joint
- schoolbus races/rodeo outdoor activities which you can't get in the Bay Area
- undercover interactive agency raid
- Loose Park
- ...add suggestions for research activities here
Potential Coordinates
- 1924 Main (dinner)
- Matsu (sushi)
- Lulu's (thai fusion)
- Grinders (beer + pizza)
- Harry's Country Club (outdoor bar / river market area)
- Winstead's (local diner)
- The Melting Pot (fondue)
- La Bodega (spanish tapas and mojitos)
- Baby Cakes (cupcakes)
- Blue Koi (asian fusion)
- McCoy's (mac&cheese / American pub-like)
Reference
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